Sous'ing dinner tonight
I almost sliced off the tip of my thumb
Saved only by my nail,
Well, what's left of it after I hacked it
After wrapping it in a towel,
Pressed up against some ice,
I promptly thwacked my head,
Gouging a corner into my head
Moments later, while making myself a cuppa,
Promptly splashing already scalding hot water all over myself
So, I
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